Some of my articles deal with advocacy. Other articles, like this one, are my observations of the autistic community. We’re certainly not immune when it comes to human evil.

I’m writing to some autistic guys here — in particular, to “Desperate Aspie Males” or DAMs. I don’t know why it always seems to be guys, and I haven’t noticed many DAWs (or DANBs), but I haven’t. I’m sure they exist, but compared to DAMs, the DAWs are an endangered species, or at least can hide from sight easier.

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What do I mean by a DAM? The DAM is the creepy guy that goes to the autism support group (or really anywhere else with autistic women present), sees a woman, and immediately sees her as a sex object. The woman might be one specific woman, or it might be every woman there. Not only does he see her as a sex object, but he makes it clear to everyone within a two mile radius that he sees her as a sex object.

I’m barely attracted to men, but even if I was highly attracted to men, this would definitely turn me off. Treating women merely as sex objects is not sexy, it’s not attractive, and it certainly isn’t going to end in someone having sex (unless there is a rape involved). It’s also why so many autistic women avoid support groups and similar — it’s almost a given they’ll encounter a DAM.

Here’s some signs for guys that you might be a DAM (note I’m assuming that you, the reader, are heterosexual. If you’re gay, then substitute “man” for “woman”, as DAMs know all orientations):

  • If a woman hints that she’s not looking for a relationship, if you don’t immediately give up any deep hopes that she really is looking for a relationship with you, you might be a DAM. Hint: she’s giving you one. Save your dignity and quit pursuing her, even if you would have liked to have a relationship!

Now of course there are autistic characteristics that would make someone come off like a DAM. We often miss social cues, for instance. But there’s a difference between a missed social cue and using your autism as cover when questioned to give yourself latitude that other men wouldn’t get. If you’re chasing after a woman (metaphorically) and you find out she’s been giving you cues that she’s not interested in you, and you just say, “I’m autistic” rather than “I’m so sorry” and then cease to chase her, you’re using your autism as a cover. That’s BS. Don’t make the rest of autistic guys look like a creep — knock it off.

I’ve seen autistics also try to cover their sexist attitudes with bogosity about autism — such as claiming “autism is ultra-masuclinity”. Others talk about how women and feminists have ruined their chances in life but then expect these same women to sleep with them while telling the women that they are essentially horrible for wanting things like a chance to earn a living or not wanting to cook you dinner every night (this can be paraphrased as, “Women, you caused me all this suffering and ruined my life. Want to sleep with me?”). No, feminism didn’t ruin your life. Neither did women. And if you’re thinking men’s rights (essentially anti-feminism) is an important cause, expect to be lonely. For a long time. Women — imagine this — like to be treated like full human beings, even if they do hold to the theory that there are men’s and women’s roles in society (and don’t expect most to hold to that).

I’ve seen other autistics that try to leverage their autism into pity. Some even seemingly regress into infanthood in a misguided attempt to bring out motherly instincts in their (they hope) sex partners. But as I mentioned above, mom doesn’t want to have a romantic relationship with her kid, and this is just plain creepy behavior. Others are trying for some sort of “pity sex.” There’s not much pity sex out there, DAMs! Sure, pity might get attention, but — and this is important DAMs — attention is not attraction. Just because a woman is paying attention to you doesn’t mean she’s interested in you romantically.

Sure, there are always exceptions. There are women who willingly submit to sexist pigs in relationships. Some women probably do want casual, one-night-stands and would detest a deep relationship. The nice guy sometimes is single. No doubt some women would love a 30 year old baby. But these are exceptions, and if you choose to play the exceptions, please do it in a way that doesn’t pester, annoy, and harras women that aren’t one of these exceptions. And don’t expect to find a lot of interest if you try going after the exceptions.

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Do you want a relationship? I’ll suggest a few things that do work:

  • Stop looking for a relationship. Seriously, stop looking, or at least don’t let it consume you. When you stop looking at women as sex objects or relationship targets, you’ll find more women around you are interested in you.

There’s no formula to finding a partner. The people I know who have found someone all found them at a time they weren’t looking, and even a bit by surprise. Most of us didn’t find someone in our early 20s or late teens — autistic people take longer on this, often. That’s how it works. Frustrating, true. But I don’t know any guy who found it being a DAM.

Author note: I originally published this around 10 years ago, before I transitioned, and before I was honest about who I was with either myself or others. This, more than almost any of my other writing, has received a big response. It doesn’t surprise me that I received positive comments about this, particularly from women, about how great it was that an autistic guy was pointing out this problem in the community, one that prevented women from fully participating in autistic community. Of course there was an underlying reason why I had empathy for autistic women, being a woman myself, but I wasn’t yet ready to be honest about myself. I’ve updated this post to reflect who I am and have made some changes to what I wrote in the past that fit better with what I have learned in 10 years of life.

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